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“Der vernünftige Mensch passt sich der Welt an; der unvernünftige besteht auf den Versuch, die Welt sich anzupassen. Deshalb hängt aller Fortschritt vom unvernünf-tigen Menschen ab.”
George Bernard Shaw

Hamid: Was ist das?
Rambo: Das ist blaues Licht.
Hamid: Was tut es?
Rambo: Es leuchtet blau.
Sylvester Stallone, Rambo III

“The difference between a smart person and a wise person is that a wise person knows how not to get into situations that a smart person knows how to get out of.”
Unbekannt

“Gute Erziehung besteht darin, dass man verbirgt, wieviel man von sich selber hält und wie wenig von den anderen.”
Jean Cocteau

Ich heiße ein neues Mitglied in meiner persönlichen Top10 der nervigsten Sprüche ever herzlich willkommen:
“One apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
Mir total wurscht, ob an diesem Spruch etwas dran ist. Nachdem ich diesen Satz in den letzten Wochen von vielen verschiedenen Leuten in unterschiedlicher Wiederholungshäufigkeit gehört habe, hat sich dieser Spruch souverän für die [...]

“Der Horizont der meisten Menschen ist ein Kreis mit dem Radius 0. Und das nennen sie ihren Standpunkt.”
Albert Einstein (dt. Physiker)

Lerne die Regeln, damit du sie richtig brechen kannst.
Weisheiten des Dalai Lama

“Presenting your royal highness, our illustrious King Julian the XIII, self-proclaimed lord of the lemurs, et cetera, et cetera, hooray, everybody.”
Maurice (”Madagascar”)

“Courage is the discovery that you may not win, and trying when you know you can lose.”
Tom Krause (Teacher and Coach)

“There are no coincidences, Delia… only the illusion of coincidence.”
V (aus “V for Vendetta”)

“Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.”
John F. Kennedy (US President)

“No boys … just smile and wave. SMILE AND WAVE. ”
Skipper (Madagascar)

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
Napolean Bonaparte (French Emperor)

“A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.”
Caskie Stinnett (American Writer)

“Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia.”
Charles Schultz

“Why Study For Exams…. Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?”
Unknown

After yesterdays exam, motivation for studying is close to ZERO. So … I think I deserve on day off. Unfortunally I forgot to switch my alarm off, so that I woke up at 8:00. Going to sleepagain? Nope, out cleaning lady is here and that is related to some noise.
“Hhm … seems like no [...]

“Staying up all night is a waste of sleeping, and a waste of sleeping is a waste of dreaming, and dreaming is important because the more dreams you have, the better chance you have of one coming true.”
Unknown

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”
Robert McCloskey

“I think I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time…I think I’ve forgotten this before.”
Internet

“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
Albert Einstein (German born American Physicist)

“Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm.”
Winston Churchill (British Prime Minister)

“The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible.”
Arthur C. Clarke (English Writer)

“Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that’s creativity.”
Charles Mingus (American jazz-bassist and Composer)

“Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.”
Unknown

“Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.”
Robert A. Heinlein (American science-fiction Writer)

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones (US-amerikanischer Satiriker)